5'10" tall, short grey hair, waiter in a hurry with large tray, "excuse me sir." Need I say more?

just to let you in on the sublime and ridiculous...Saw a woman at dinner with no hair at all---one of us no doubt...then 1 hour later the waiter called me sir...I looked around to see where my husband was---nope! The waiter was talking to me--granted he had one of those big trays balanced on his shoulder and his hand but still...Just another day with short grey/brown hair wearing jeans and a ---wait a minute--flowered shirt--calico it is called--Any way--off to read a good book.