still have my hair

This morning I have been thinking about going out bald and beautiful--make up on , nicely dressed and seeing people react to me. Am I strong enough to do that? Do I want to know?
I remember touring USC with a broken leg in a wheelchair--people spoke to mom instead of me--they were so nervous about avoiding the chair they didn't even notice the BIG WHITE CAST on my leg and spoke to her like I wasn't even there. WEird--
then there was the time I was in college and put on voice rest for 2 weeks--went for icecream and when my friend ordered for me the girl behind the counter shouted--IN A CUP OR A CONE--assuming I was deaf because I didn't speak.

Bald --now that will be a new one won't it?